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Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

'Young man, don't pick these mushrooms... They are poisonous and not edible. -Well, I'm not picking them to eat them but to sell them.'

Black Truffles!

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Quartet of chefs.

Model Building

Computerized Dollhouse.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Spatula Conductor

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

The mushroom pickers

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Book and magician

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Potter

Salad Bowl Drum

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'Have you ever made love on a mushroom?'

A bulge of bodybuilders

'After years of preparation, Von Ronschtat breaks the microorganism language code.'

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'