Mushroom Maestro T-Shirts

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

Nuclear Families

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

'Young man, don't pick these mushrooms... They are poisonous and not edible. -Well, I'm not picking them to eat them but to sell them.'

Black Truffles!

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Quartet of chefs.

Model Building

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Spatula Conductor

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Just Stop Oil Painting

The mushroom pickers

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Book and magician

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Potter

Salad Bowl Drum

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'

"Of course there will be enough dinner for you Mother."

A bulge of bodybuilders

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

the Carpenters greatest hits...

'After years of preparation, Von Ronschtat breaks the microorganism language code.'