Microbial Maestro T-Shirts

'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'

Microbe World

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Model Building

"My best friend is my phone."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Musical Bicycle.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"Compliments to the chef. It really is superbly cooked!"

Germ Home

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

'I play heavy metal.'

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'