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"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Remote control pirate bully

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'Catch this!'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'Put it under my microscope!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

A man working on a model airplane

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

Tough germ.

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'