Microbial Master Pillows

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"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Remote control pirate bully

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'Catch this!'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

'Put it under my microscope!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Louis Pasteur Caricature

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

Insect Evolution Research Lab. Eureka! I've found the root of all weevils!

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

A man working on a model airplane

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Tough germ.

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.