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Chemistry molecular formula fall out of book.

'Believe me, Forman, the problem is never on the molecular level.'

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

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'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Important Muscles.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Michail Glinka

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

Scientists discover a new Superbug

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"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Put it under my microscope!'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

Prince

Giuseppe Verdi

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Musicians.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."