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How DNA molecules combine.

Unlike people, the more we split up the bigger our families become!

Caution unstable molecules.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'Catch this!'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'I donated my body to science..'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Frank & Ernest Nucri-Cops. Any luck cracking the conspiracy case? Not yet. There's no DNA evidence to implicate the guilty parties. We couldn't charge the neutron, so we had to let him go. The shyness gene won't talk, and the cholesterol molecule is sticking to his story. The vaccine molecule is our last hope -- he might agree to testify. But first he wants to talk about immunity.

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

Walking on Water

"These grapes are a bit funny."

Schrödinger's cat.

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.