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"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

Medicine's Myriad Mysteries - "Cold?", "Muscle strain?"...

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

The Star Gazer

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Nice moat."

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Robots/inspected.

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."