Magic Marveler T-Shirts

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Schrödinger's cat.

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

"Who's the only wish I'll ever need..?"

Unicorn

Juggler and Illusionist

"Yes, he's wearing a wizard's hat and he has a wand, but I think he's bluffing: he can't really jinx us if we attack, can he?"

Swiss army knife

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'I donated my body to science..'

The Quantum Mechanic...

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

Houdini's Dog.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'