Magic Marveler T-Shirts

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Schrödinger's cat.

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

"Who's the only wish I'll ever need..?"

Unicorn

Juggler and Illusionist

"Yes, he's wearing a wizard's hat and he has a wand, but I think he's bluffing: he can't really jinx us if we attack, can he?"

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'I donated my body to science..'

The Quantum Mechanic...

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

Houdini's Dog.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'