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"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Volcaniax

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'I donated my body to science..'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Walking on Water

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Schrödinger's cat.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Money or your beard!"

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'It shrunk!'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

Medicine's Myriad Mysteries - "Cold?", "Muscle strain?"...

The Star Gazer