Magma Marveler Mugs

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Volcaniax

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'I donated my body to science..'

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'It shrunk!'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'Living on the back of a whale is OK, except for the part where he deep dives for up to 2 hours!'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

The Star Gazer