Mechanic Marveler Mugs

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'I donated my body to science..'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'