Muscle Marveler Mugs

"My personal improvement plan? Stop being to ticklish."

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Macho man body building club.

'I donated my body to science..'

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

Walking on Water

"Iron Man Competition"

'You're very tense today.'

Schrödinger's cat.

'He's on steroids!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"Just a few pumps more...!"

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

Medicine's Myriad Mysteries - "Cold?", "Muscle strain?"...

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'