Muscle Marveler T-Shirts

"My personal improvement plan? Stop being to ticklish."

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Macho man body building club.

'I donated my body to science..'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

Walking on Water

"Iron Man Competition"

'You're very tense today.'

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

Schrödinger's cat.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'He's on steroids!'

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

"Just a few pumps more...!"

Medicine's Myriad Mysteries - "Cold?", "Muscle strain?"...

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"