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Blow up muscles.

'OK, now let's start focusing on the left arm.'

Macho man body building club.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Iron Man Competition"

"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"

'Be strong, man.'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Grandpa's been working out!'

Houdini's Dog.

'I recently became a veggie.'

'He's on steroids!'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

Team!

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine