Muscle Marvel T-Shirts

Blow up muscles.

'OK, now let's start focusing on the left arm.'

Macho man body building club.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Iron Man Competition"

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. A super sexy all-male revue. Our first performer is a legend – the hunkiest he-man in the Americas. So give it up for … oh my … It can't be … Senor Stud! Pop!

"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"

'Be strong, man.'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Kyle Sinckler

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Motivation to work

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Grandpa's been working out!'

Houdini's Dog.

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

'He's on steroids!'