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'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The tooth fairy.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'Needs salt!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'