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'Grandpa's been working out!'

"They wanted a strong church leader here, they've got one!!"

Muscles

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Battery lifting weights

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Important Muscles.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'