Muscle Machine T-Shirts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

The Incredible Bulk

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

Exercising

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Important Muscles.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

Your Country Needs MOO!

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

A Fork-lift.

I'll take this one here.

Toe-Tickling Machine

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Grandpa's been working out!'

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

A cheese grader

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

New Belief Systems