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The dunger

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"On your mark! Get set!"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Digger.

Lighting a Pipe

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.