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Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Baby Piano

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Four children playing the flute.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Model Building

Take a bow!

Violin Player

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Baby dressed for the opera.

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Little Piano

A child busking

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Lawrence of Suburbia

Children playing percussion instruments.

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Xylophone Icicles.

"And that's why we don't have nice things."