Manufacturing Maestro T-Shirts

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

'What does the internet have against my people?'

The merger hits a snag.

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Just Merged.

"You still working on your car?"

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

'I play heavy metal.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Roberto Mancini

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

"Tom here is the public face of the company."