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'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

Scrapbooking in the 22nd Century.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Computer Music

The TROU of the Baroque

The Gong

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'I play heavy metal.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"You still working on your car?"

Japan-Reconstruction

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"Forged in fur"

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

Oh, I'm just going through the normal aging process -- You know: stone, ice, bronze, iron, space …

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

Commodities Exchange. Metals. Tin Items or Less.