Mantelpiece Maestro T-Shirts

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Computer Music

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

The TROU of the Baroque

The Gong

'Where are the kids?'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Nest building

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Cool game!"

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Post-modern Café

A Blanksy

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

We are on the move. . .

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'

Scrapbooking in the 22nd Century.

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

'I don't normally like men with a mustache.'

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.