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Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

The Gong

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Streaming"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Hello?"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"We can't agree on a size."

Business Vacation.

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"I don't perform well under pressure."