Metal Maestro T-Shirts

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Watching the furnace fire

Blacksmith heart

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Burnt or Raw?

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Scotch and water musick."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Artist and Musician

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Dynamite little combo

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Malcolm Sargent

Kultural K9's.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Three Ladies

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.