Martial Maestro T-Shirts

'Remember me?'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Important Muscles.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Home school marching band"

Computer Music

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

The original sundial.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

Cat Kung Fu

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

A Blanksy

The Violin Artist

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

A bulge of bodybuilders