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'I can't do next Friday'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

When The Magic Has Gone.

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

"Look, I can make rabbits disappear."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Baby Piano

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Scotch and water musick."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Artist and Musician

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Dynamite little combo

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Kultural K9's.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Malcolm Sargent