Mystery Maestro T-Shirts

"Your third degree of the second suspect was first rate."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Baby Piano

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

Orchestra.

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Scotch and water musick."

Artist and Musician

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Dynamite little combo

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Malcolm Sargent

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Violin Practise

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Three Ladies

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.