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Crime section in a library.

Business man with magnifying glass

"Any luck with decoding the competition's super secret internal communications?"

Sphinx Comes Alive

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

One Size Fits All.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

In Disguise.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

US Camouflage School

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Dog Dreams

The original sundial.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

'Can you make this one disappear?'

"No. I can still see you."

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'