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Change of Management - Fortunes Told

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

The original sundial.

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Book and magician

'Can you make this one disappear?'

"I have to know how it's done."

Career coaching at a yoga studio

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'You don't get it, Wacenee, the gods being angry keeps us in business!'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'You're the finest escape artist we've ever had.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

Tarot Lying

'I can't do next Friday'

Mystery bookshelf in library.

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

"Tell him I'd like to speak to his supervisor."

Business man with magnifying glass

"I react mindlessly, therefore I am."

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'

Dragons eating a knight - 'Once you get the shell off they're delicious!'

'Help! My retainers have me trapped by refrigerator magnets!'

"Any luck with decoding the competition's super secret internal communications?"

"Look, I can make rabbits disappear."

Crime section in a library.

"Giving up cigarettes and alcohol MIGHT make you live longer, but it will certainly feel like it!"