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'That line means good managerial skills!'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Team Leader

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Dogs life

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Two children play with a pedal bin

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"Come on boy. Tell Daddy where you buried the leg of lamb."