Mystic Manager Pillows

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Team Leader

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Dogs life

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Two children play with a pedal bin

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'