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'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

Trojan Hurdler.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

"Get me a young fella-me-lad with a jib I like the cut of."

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

Cat chess

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Help yourself

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."