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'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Trojan Hurdler.

Travel looks strong!

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

Cat chess

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'Yes I read the report that they filed for bankruptcy. Don't read too much into that,'

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'

'Today's surprise stock rise was not in reaction to anything. It was entirely unprovoked and spontaneous!'

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

fortune teller and credit card.

Business Fairy Tales.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

Asset management over development.