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"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"He likes it."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Spring Training

Trojan Hurdler.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Cat Boss

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"We're making progress."

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

Cat chess

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

"No experience preferred...we will train!"