Whimsical Entrepreneur T-Shirts

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

"I said slime."

Spring Training

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Teddy Bear

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Sheep striptease'.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Snowman Tattoo

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Factory Recall Unicorn.