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'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Cat Boss

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Just a little heads up!

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'ok, who threw that?'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."