Fun-time Executive T-Shirts

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

The Camp, Pt. 1

Office Park

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

Cat Boss

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Executive Conkers.

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'May I play through please?'

Business Slides.

'He's our newest recruit, a specialist in multi-jurisdictional consumer products..'

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'The company has got a long term strategy. Let our successors in a few years clean up the mess we bring about today.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'