Jolly Executive T-Shirts

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'He's our newest recruit, a specialist in multi-jurisdictional consumer products..'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'What do you mean our mailroom has gone public?'

Cat Boss

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Business head.

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"So, are we singing from the same hymnbook?"

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'May I play through please?'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

"I'm detecting a slight twinkle."

'Sir, Mr. Gregg is here with the figures on the Parkinson deal, and Mr. Parkinson is here with the figures on the Gregg deal.'

Christmas Spirit

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes

"I propose we put all our eggs in one basket."

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'