Fun-loving Boss T-Shirts

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Office Park

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Self-Employment

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

President of rubber band company shooting rubber band at employee.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Mildred, who haven't I fired yet?

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."