Playful Executive Gifts

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Cat Boss

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Just a little heads up!

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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'ok, who threw that?'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"