Playful Ceo Gifts

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

"He likes it."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Cat Boss

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Just a little heads up!

President of rubber band company shooting rubber band at employee.

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Executive Conkers.

Attorney-at-play

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

"It was either an earthquake or a chairman of a privatised company has had another pay rise."

'May I play through please?'

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Teddy Bears for all trades

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."