Playful Boss Gifts

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

"He likes it."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Just a little heads up!

Self-Employment

'ok, who threw that?'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

Attorney-at-play

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

'May I play through please?'

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.