Playful Manager Gifts

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"He likes it."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'She'll never look for me here.'

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

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Just a little heads up!

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'ok, who threw that?'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.