Playful Manager Gifts

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"He likes it."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'She'll never look for me here.'

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

Just a little heads up!

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'ok, who threw that?'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'