Playful Mischief Manager Gifts

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Playing pig

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

Happy Mother's Day.

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

'I want to make a withdrawl from our joint account. From my wife's half.'

"Wait, you've never tried destroying a sofa?!" "Dude, it's so much fun, and harmless." "You've tried catnip, right? Oh, but tons! You have to!" "Cat peer pressure"

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

No, dear, you didn

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

Those bubble wrap kids.