Playful Mischief Manager T-Shirts

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

Happy Mother's Day.

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Wait, you've never tried destroying a sofa?!" "Dude, it's so much fun, and harmless." "You've tried catnip, right? Oh, but tons! You have to!" "Cat peer pressure"

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

Those bubble wrap kids.

'I want to make a withdrawl from our joint account. From my wife's half.'

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'