Playful Mischief T-Shirts

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Those bubble wrap kids.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"Who made this mess?"

Playpen Jailbreak.

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

'Who gave you that black eye?'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Urine sample

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."

"Mom! Jonah's engaging in nation-building again!"