Playful Mischief Pillows

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Those bubble wrap kids.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Playing pig

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Who made this mess?"

Playpen Jailbreak.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

'Who gave you that black eye?'