Playful Mischief Lover Pillows

"I'm bored. Want to block a grocery store aisle with our cart?"

Playing pig

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

The Tooth Ferret

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Halloween health & safety.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Who made this mess?"

Hey, wait a sec … Forget it! If you think I'm letting you off the hook for forgetting our anniversary, think again! Didn't you also accuse me of forgetting it just a couple of months ago? What date were we hitched? Don't change the subject.

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

Those bubble wrap kids.

No, dear, you didn

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

HMS Pinafore

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'