Messy Mischief Lovers Pillows

"Who made this mess?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Playing pig

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

The Tooth Ferret

A thief steals a heart

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Halloween health & safety.

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Pigeon Master

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

Hey, wait a sec … Forget it! If you think I'm letting you off the hook for forgetting our anniversary, think again! Didn't you also accuse me of forgetting it just a couple of months ago? What date were we hitched? Don't change the subject.

'Do me a favor, Ed. Don't tell the other guys.'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

HMS Pinafore

"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"

The Cornucopia Trap

Rabbit ears

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'

'The devil made me do it...'

'It's ironic, though -- being naughty sure feels nice.'

A bad idea...

"If your boyfriend hadn't posted you so many gifts, we would never had met."

Petty thieves.

'Oh, Edmund, I thought you loved me, but all you really wanted was... my nose!'

"I'm bored. Want to block a grocery store aisle with our cart?"

Cat tormenting a dog in a cone collar.

Prehistoric history museum.

'Those toys you left us got boring, so we borrowed your paintball gear and had a little fun.'