Kids' Mischief Lovers Pillows

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

The toothfairy

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Halloween health & safety.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Who made this mess?"

Why is your two-year old so quiet?

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

Urine sample

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

Those bubble wrap kids.

The cootie code!

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

"What were those songs you were singing?"

'Boy, when I get tall you'll have to put all of the breakable stuff really high.'

'Hey, Mom! -- You want to hear a dirty story?'